- Man In Car: Tell me, miss - do you know about... car sex?
- Car Salesman: What kind of car are you looking for?
- Asao: Something I can have sex in.
- Car Salesman: ...I see.
- Airplane Pilot: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard Instant Hell Airlines.
- [Asao drives up in a car making a loud tin-can clattering sound]
- Car Salesman: ...Just married?
- Asao: No, what the fuck do you think? The car's defective!
- Car Salesman: Oh, my fault. I forgot to tell you. The cigarette lighter doesn't work.
- Recruitment Announcer: The Earth Defense Force is seeking new members! Educational background, IQ, and sexual preference are all no problem. Neither is the shape of your penis.
- [The Earth Defense Force recruiters are discussing promotion ideas]
- Earth Defense Force Member 1: What about Astro-Vision?
- Earth Defense Force Member 2: You mean Hibino's Astro-Vision?
- Earth Defense Force Member 1: Why be so specific?
- Earth Defense Force Member 2: We get a rental fee discount if we say the name on screen.
- Asao's Mother: Asao! Don't make a fool of yourself!
- Asao's Sister: Asao, come down here!
- [Asao/Flyman dumps a load onto her forehead]
- Asao's Mother: I think... he's angry.
- Bathhouse Manager: Sir, this bath is for ladies only.
- Scientist: It's OK. I'm a sissy.
- Bathhouse Manager: ...No.