The Flintstones (1994)
Harvey Korman: Dictabird
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Quotes
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Dictabird : I should have signed with Disney.
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Fred Flintstone : Take a memo. Cliff, let's play golf. We can prioritize, conceptualize and tenderize. Executively yours, Fred Fliiii -
[falls backwards out of his chair]
Dictabird : Are there six or seven I's in 'Fliiii - '?
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Fred Flintstone : They made a fool out of me.
Dictabird : Well, look at what they had to work with.
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Fred Flintstone : [slams a file down on his desk] They made a fool out of me.
Dictabird : Yeah, well, look what they had to work with.
[laughs, then ducks as Fred throws a piece of the broken file at him; Cliff and Miss Stone burst into Fred's office]
Cliff Vandercave : Flintstone! Heard you were down in the file room. Find anything interesting?
Fred Flintstone : Yeah! I'm on to your little scam! Billing phoney companies and keeping the money for yourself! I'm going to Mr. Slate.
Cliff Vandercave : Good idea. Turning yourself in might buy you a little leniency.
Fred Flintstone : *Me*? This entire scheme was *your* idea!
Cliff Vandercave : True, but I've graciously decided to give you all the credit, since it's *your* name on the requisitions.
Fred Flintstone : I never touched *any* of that money!
Cliff Vandercave : Fred, please! Remodeling your house? Furs? Cars? A fully equipped Le Sabertooth?
[wags his finger]
Cliff Vandercave : Tsk, tsk tsk. You should have been more discreet.
Fred Flintstone : I'm *innocent*!
Cliff Vandercave : [sarcastically] Oh, boo-hoo-hoo.
[seriously]
Cliff Vandercave : Miss Stone, call security. Tell them we've uncovered an embezzler.
[Miss Stone reaches for the phone]
Fred Flintstone : [grabs her hand] Miss Stone, you'll back me up, won't you?
[glares at Cliff]
Sharon Stone : You better run while you still have a chance.
[Fred looks shockingly at her and heads for the door]
Fred Flintstone : [points angrily at Cliff] You'll never get away with this.
Cliff Vandercave : I already have.
[smiles as Fred dashes out of the office]