The Flintstones (1994)
Halle Berry: Miss Stone
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Quotes
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Sharon Stone : Can I get you anything? Coffee?
Fred Flintstone : Sure.
Sharon Stone : [seductively] How would you like it?
Fred Flintstone : In a cup?
Sharon Stone : Bold choice, Mr. Flintstone! You'll go far in this company.
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Sharon Stone : I'm worried, Cliff, I think Mr. Flintstone is smarter than we thought.
Cliff Vandercave : Ha. He'd have to be to get himself dressed in the morning.
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Cliff Vandercave : Look at those pathetic worms burrowing their lives away. Do you know why I'm up here and they're down there, Miss Stone?
Sharon Stone : Because you lied on your résumé?
Cliff Vandercave : No. Because I have vision, and right now I have a vision of you and me dripping with coconut oil on a beach in Rockapulco with Mr. Slate's fortune to keep us company.
Sharon Stone : I'm glad we see eye to eye.
Cliff Vandercave : And somewhere down there is the ignorant stooge who will make all my schemes come true.
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Fred Flintstone : [slams a file down on his desk] They made a fool out of me.
Dictabird : Yeah, well, look what they had to work with.
[laughs, then ducks as Fred throws a piece of the broken file at him; Cliff and Miss Stone burst into Fred's office]
Cliff Vandercave : Flintstone! Heard you were down in the file room. Find anything interesting?
Fred Flintstone : Yeah! I'm on to your little scam! Billing phoney companies and keeping the money for yourself! I'm going to Mr. Slate.
Cliff Vandercave : Good idea. Turning yourself in might buy you a little leniency.
Fred Flintstone : *Me*? This entire scheme was *your* idea!
Cliff Vandercave : True, but I've graciously decided to give you all the credit, since it's *your* name on the requisitions.
Fred Flintstone : I never touched *any* of that money!
Cliff Vandercave : Fred, please! Remodeling your house? Furs? Cars? A fully equipped Le Sabertooth?
[wags his finger]
Cliff Vandercave : Tsk, tsk tsk. You should have been more discreet.
Fred Flintstone : I'm *innocent*!
Cliff Vandercave : [sarcastically] Oh, boo-hoo-hoo.
[seriously]
Cliff Vandercave : Miss Stone, call security. Tell them we've uncovered an embezzler.
[Miss Stone reaches for the phone]
Fred Flintstone : [grabs her hand] Miss Stone, you'll back me up, won't you?
[glares at Cliff]
Sharon Stone : You better run while you still have a chance.
[Fred looks shockingly at her and heads for the door]
Fred Flintstone : [points angrily at Cliff] You'll never get away with this.
Cliff Vandercave : I already have.
[smiles as Fred dashes out of the office]