D2: The Mighty Ducks (1994)
Kenan Thompson: Russ
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Quotes
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Fulton : [after viewing Russ's signature shot] What the heck kinda shot was that?
Russ Tyler : Ah, you like that, huh?
[cleans his stick]
Fulton : [still impressed] Yeah!
Russ Tyler : That's my knuckle-puck. It's hard to be accurate, but it drives goalies crazy.
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Russ Tyler : Hey, Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it! Ha-ha-ha!
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Russ Tyler : Yeah, high-five some more. Man, my little brother could score on these guys.
Jesse : Man, why don't you go and bother him, then?
Russ Tyler : Haha, I ain't even got a little brother.
Coach Bombay : Hey, Jesse. Quit gabbin' and get out there on the ice. Show me you want it, son. Let's go.
Russ Tyler : Yeah, show us you want it, son. Let's go!
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Russ Tyler : Hey, yo, Team U.S.A., what you gonna do today, a million jumpin' jacks?
Portman : Man, this kid's crazier than me. Just forget him!
Jesse : Man, I'm gettin' sick of you!
Russ Tyler : And I'm getting sick of seeing the U.S.A. represented by a bunch of whining babies!
Jesse : Well, too bad you can't back up that mouth!
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Russ Tyler : He dissed you bad, G.
Jesse : Man! Come here, man!
Russ Tyler : Haha! Bye-bye! Have a nice day!
Jesse : Punk!
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Coach Bombay : Hey Coach, you know how we have a roster spot open with Banks out?
Coach Bombay : Yeah.
Charlie : Well, I did some scouting.
Charlie : Russ Tyler, this is Coach Bombay.
Russ Tyler : Hi ya, Coach.
Coach Bombay : Russ Tyler, huh? Well Russ, what can you do for the team?
Russ Tyler : You never heard of my knuckle puck?
Coach Bombay : Knuckle puck? No.