- [Lisa is possessed by a cyberdemon]
- Wyatt Donnelly: Who are you?
- Lisa: Me? I'm the living embodiment of all that is evil in the computer world.
- Gary Wallace: You're Bill Gates?
- [Gary and Wyatt have foiled the plans of Principal Scampi, who has been turned into an evil mastermind]
- Principal Scampi: You win this round, Gary and Wyatt. But just you wait until graduation. You'll never leave the stage alive!
- Gary Wallace: The joke's on you, pal! Because the way my grades are sucking, I probably won't graduate!