Frank Skinner: Self - Team Captain

Quotes 

• Jonathan Ross : Don't put your daughter on the stage, Mrs Worthington

  [buzzer] 

  Jonathan Ross : Tony?

  Tony Hawks : And the same goes for you, Mrs Minogue.

  [a cheer is heard from the audience] 

  Frank Skinner : That is so unfair!

• [Frank has been asked to make up an advert for Euro Disney] 

  Frank Skinner : M I C, K E Y, M O U S E. Yes, kids, this year Mickey Mouse will be at Euro Disney. And Donald Duck. And Goofy. No one else, really.

• Jonathan Ross : Sticks and stones may break my bones

  [bell] 

  Jonathan Ross : Frank?

  Frank Skinner : Sticks and stones may break my bones, so I won't be going to Millwall this season!

• Frank Skinner : I wouldn't say my neighbourhood's rough, but the pub has got a space marked on the car park for ambulances.

• [time-up buzzer sounds] 

  Frank Skinner : We didn't... we didn't do the classic... The Post Office got held up by a man with a bitten off shotgun.