Friends (1994– )
Tom Selleck: Dr. Richard Burke, Richard
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Quotes
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[Jack knows that Richard is dating a younger woman, but doesn't know that it's actually Monica]
Jack Geller : Come on, tell us.
Jack's friend : Yeah. Is she really 20?
Richard : I'm not telling you guys anything.
Jack Geller : Come on, Rich. It's my birthday, let me live vicariously.
Ross : Dad, you really don't want to do that.
Jack Geller : Ahh, what's a little mid-life crisis between friends?
Richard : Jack, would you let it go?
Jack Geller : Look, I know what you're going through. When I turned 50 I got my Porsche. You... you got your own speedster.
Richard : Guys, seriously, it's not like that.
Jack Geller : Tell you what, maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I could...
Ross : Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence.
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Chandler : [about Richard] Oh hey listen, don't be mad at him, it's our fault. I'm sorry we've been hoggin so much of his time.
Joey : Yeah, he's just really great to hang around with.
Richard : Well...
Joey : No, I'm serious. Chandler and I were just talkin' about this. He is so much cooler than our dads.
[Chandler kicks, out of sight]
Joey : I mean, you know, our dads are okay, you know? But Richard is just- ow, ow.
[to Chandler]
Joey : What are you kickin' me for, huh? I'm tryin' to talk here.
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Richard : [about Chandler & Joey] They're different from my other friends, they don't start sentences with "you know who just died shoveling snow?"
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Ross : [waiting for Rachel and Monica to come out of the bathroom] Good, good, good. So, is uh, was your moustache, did, used to be different?
Richard : No.
Ross : Oh. How do you uh, ya know, keep it so neat?
Richard : I have a little comb.
Ross : Oh. And what do you call that?
Richard : A moustache comb.
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Richard : I like them better than my other friends, all they say is: "Do you know who just died shovelling snow?"
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Richard : Let's never speak of this.
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Richard : If it's not a Right Angle, it's a Wrong Angle!