ER (1994–2009)
Noah Wyle: John Carter
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Quotes
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Dr. John Carter : We have a man with a large carrot stuck in his colon coming in.
Lucy Knight : How did he ever swallow it whole?
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Dr. John Carter : I got stabbed! I got stabbed in the back! Where the hell where you? You were the same place you've been my entire life, you were someplace else!
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Dr. Susan Lewis : Students wanna be residents... residents wanna be attendings...
Dr. John Carter : And attendings just wanna be left alone.
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Patient : It's all ending today! Today is the last day!
Dr. John Carter : Oh, great, I have to work. I'm always working when the world ends.
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Dr. John Carter : [after Abby caught him kissing Susan] It's really more about friendship than anything else.
Abby Lockhart : Really? I've never seen you kiss Frank like that.
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Dr. John Carter : [Instructing his med student] Grab that penis and show it who's boss.
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Dr. John Carter : You look tired.
Abby Lockhart : Really?
Dr. John Carter : Come to think of it, Frank looks tired, too.
Abby Lockhart : Yeah, that's because I spent the night slapping his ass until 3:00 a.m.
Dr. John Carter : Really?
Abby Lockhart : Well, have you seen him getting down today?
Dr. John Carter : Let's see. Frank! Have you gotten down today?
Frank : What?
Dr. John Carter : Never mind.
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Dr. John Carter : So, what are you gonna do tonight?
Dr. Deb Chen : Oh, the usual. Get drunk, meet a random guy at the bar and have a night of wild sex until I pass out from sheer exhaustion.
Dr. John Carter : Takeout and a hot bath?
Dr. Deb Chen : Yeah.
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Dr. Dave Malucci : I think Weaver's got it in for me. I dont know what I ever did to Festus to get her so pissed.
Dr. John Carter : Maybe it was calling her Festus.
Dr. Dave Malucci : Well, never to her face.
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Dr. Susan Lewis : You pulled all that out of patient's stomachs?
Dr. John Carter : I sure did.
Dr. Susan Lewis : Is that my pen you pulled out?
Dr. John Carter : Rear end.
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Dr. Susan Lewis : Why do I feel like a school kid out here?
Dr. John Carter : It must be the adolescent sexual tension.
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Nicole : [Nicole made cookies] They're for Luka. Want some?
Dr. John Carter : [looking at Abby] No, I would never touch Luka's cookies.
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Dr. John Carter : [final line of the series] Dr. Greene... you coming?