Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (1994–1997)
Dweezil Zappa: Ajax
Quotes
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Ajax : Once bread become toast, it can never go back.
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Prof. Provenheim : I am here to introduce you to the greatest advance in civilization in this century.
Ajax : CONDOMS. They held a vote at school.
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Ajax : If they made tugboats bigger, they could be the boats other boats tug.
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Ajax : I like toast. Its the muffins that must be stopped.
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Ajax : Gravity is not just a law, it's also a good idea.
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Duckman : I work hard everyday to provide food and clothes for my family.
Mambo : [heading out the door] Bye dad. We're going out to the mall. Although we haven' had a pair of jeans that fit us in the past 2 years.
Duckman : Okay so I provide food for my family.
Ajax : Bye Dod. I'm going out to eat and then I'm going to go for a walk in the city's seedy underbelly to learn things that you'll never comprehend.
Duckman : Why is it that everything I say ends up becoming some perfectly timed joke at my expense?
Bernice : [walks into the room] I didn't hear you otherwise I would have made a joke at your expense.
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Ajax : I found it a provocative piece of stagecraft, marred only by the author's over-weening pretense towards psychological insight. But the violence was keen.