Chef! (TV Series 1993–1996) Poster

(1993–1996)

Roger Griffiths: Everton

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  • Lucinda : Everton, I'm the sous chef, do you know what that means?

    Everton Stonehead : It means you're the second in command, sorta thing.

    Lucinda : It means I'm the second in command in the finest restaurant in England. Now the head chef leaves me in charge for an hour and suddenly we're serving fricassee of used Elast-O-Plast! I hate you Everton. I want you to die.

  • Gareth : Everton, let me explain things to you. In the world of cooking, I am Einstein. Lucinda is Isaac Newton. And you are a mud-dwelling unicellular bit of jelly with a predilection for consuming its own excrement.

    Everton Stonehead : You don't like the way I cook?

    Gareth : I feel it's important to be frank.

  • Everton Stonehead : [reading an article about a documentary on Chef]  BBC bosses boycott bollocking Blackstock.

  • [an article about Everton has appeared in a prestigious gastronomic magazine] 

    Crispin : Show it to him, Everton.

    Everton Stonehead : Well, I...

    Crispin : Look, he's bound to see it sooner or later. It's much better to have courtesy on your side.

    Everton Stonehead : I was afraid he might be a bit pissed off.

    Crispin : Oh no, he won't be pissed off.

    Everton Stonehead : Oh, good...

    Crispin : He'll be incandescent with blind and barbaric fury. Next to Chef, Mount Pinatubo will be an irritating, unripe zit. The killing fields of Kampuchea will be as a bouncy castle.

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