René Le Vant: Woog
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Quotes
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[Prof. Screweyes has just shown off his Fright Radio to the kids and the dinosaurs]
Professor Screweyes : You see what they're most afraid of?
Woog : No.
Professor Screweyes : Monsters!
Rex : Monsters?
Professor Screweyes : You!
Rex : Us?
Dweeb : Us?
Professor Screweyes : [holding out a jar of glowing pills] With a little help, yes.
Cecilia : What's that?
Professor Screweyes : It's Brain Drain, the remedy to my brother's goody-two-shoes breakfast cereal. It'll take you back. It'll make you monsters.
Woog : But we don't want to be monsters.
Rex : We're not taking anything. You can forget it.
Professor Screweyes : All right, you're free. You can go. I can't stop you. But the kids... are mine.
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Woog : Do you want a hotdog, or do you want a HOTDOG?
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Professor Screweyes : [having just hypnotized Louie and Cecilia into submission] Among my many other rights under this contract, including copyrights on all their ideas, I've got an exclusive option... on their willpower.
[Screweyes takes a tablet of his Brain Drain pill and snaps it in half]
Professor Screweyes : Now, this is just a temporary dose: my way of demonstration...
[the children slowly transform into primitive chimps, to the horror of the dinosaurs]
Rex : Change them back! Or I'll...
Professor Screweyes : Or you'll what? You're too enlightened by my brother's Brain Grain. You've lost your savagery. You've lost your frightening, prehistoric power to intimidate! You're civilized now and I've got a contract, and you're gonna respect that like the chumps that you are! But I'll tell you what I'd be willing to do: you all agree to take the Brain Drain, and I'll rip up this contract and set the kids free; if you don't take it, I'll bill them as the wild children of Hellzapoppin and use them to scare people in the sideshow! It's up to you!
Rex : [sighs] I'll take it.
Elsa : [angrily] And I'll take it, you loathsome creature!
Dweeb : [voice breaking] I'll do it.
Woog : [in tears] Me too.
