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Quotes
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Leonardo : Michaelangelo why are you wearing boxer shorts?
Michaelangelo : So that the guy who arrives in my place doesn't arrive bare butt naked.
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Michaelangelo : [recovering] My legs hurt. My arms hurt. My spots hurt. Even my bandana hurts.
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Michaelangelo : What if we make a major u-turn and wind up in Godzilla-Land?
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Michaelangelo : [after bursting from a building engulfed in flames] Kurt Russell, eat your heart out!
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Michaelangelo : I don't think I'll ever laugh again.
Splinter : Hmmm... Yo, Dude!
Michaelangelo : Huh?
Splinter : [suddenly wearing a Hawaiian hat] Hee hee hee hee hee...
Michaelangelo : Oh... Yo, dude!
[laughs]
Splinter : Just like Elvis in Blue Hawaii. Uh-huh-huh! I saw it on cable.
Michaelangelo : [continues laughing]
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Donatello : If we don't come back in two-and-a-half days, we're turtle soup.
Leonardo , Michaelangelo , Raphael : Whoa!
Michaelangelo : Bummer.
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Michaelangelo : Miaow, dude.
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April O'Neill : I'm going to find an apartment. I have an idea we're going to be here for a long time.
Leonardo : An apartment?
Michaelangelo : Do they have apartments in Japan?
Raphael : Do I look like a real estate agent?
Leonardo : What about condos?
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Michaelangelo : [about a horse he is riding backwards] Don't these things ever run out of gas?
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Michaelangelo : [to Walker] Hey, buddy, don't you know that Westerns are dead?
Walker : Speaking of dead.
[aims pistol at Michaelangelo]
Michaelangelo : Uh what I meant was they're not all dead. Like Clint. You look alot like Clint!
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Michaelangelo : Do you think they had pizza back then?
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Walker : Who's your tailor?
Michaelangelo : We're naked.
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Michaelangelo : But, I want to stay here... with you.
Mitsu : You will always be here with me, Michaelangelo.
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Michaelangelo : Hey, dudes, check it out! We're in *Shogun*!
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[preparing to jump into a burning building]
Michaelangelo : I don't think I'm cut out for this hero stuff.
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Michaelangelo : Turtles: It's not just a job. It's an adventure.
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Michaelangelo : [to Kenshin] How did you get in April's pants?
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Michaelangelo : Man, I love being a turtle.
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Splinter : [notices that Michaelangelo is upset] Michaelangelo?
Michaelangelo : Yes, Master Splinter?
Splinter : Something deeply troubles you, my son.
Michaelangelo : Growing up. I don't think I'll ever laugh again.
Splinter : Yo, dude.
Michaelangelo : Huh?
[Splinter is wearing a lamp shade on his head causing Michaelangelo to laugh]
Michaelangelo : Yo, dude!
Splinter : Just like Elvis in Blue Hawaii. I saw it on cable.
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Michaelangelo : Uh-oh, turtle tantrum.
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April O'Neill : You don't mean - you're not seriously suggesting that Donatello is going to make an incredibly arcane time travel machine, are you?
Leonardo , Michaelangelo , Raphael , Donatello : No, of course not!
Michaelangelo : That'd be totally bogus.
Raphael : Really stupid!
April O'Neill : Well, that's a relief.
Donatello : [points over his shoulder] No, that guy's gonna make it.
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[Michaelangelo shows a villager how to make pizza]
Michaelangelo : We've got a, uh
[sniffs]
Michaelangelo : Ahhh. Pi-zza. Got that, dude? Pizza!
[takes a bite, makes a face]
Michaelangelo : Frisbee. Also cool.
[throws it]
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Michaelangelo : Sorry about the crack about the bad vibes. You've got *great* vibes.
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Michaelangelo : Who's trapped inside?
Leo : Lord Norinaga!
Donatello : Lord Norinaga?
[hits the bell with his Bo staff]
Donatello : Name rings a bell.
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Michaelangelo : Oh, he who dings the shell must *pay.*