Super Mario Bros. (1993)
Richard Edson: Spike Koopa
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Quotes
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King Koopa : I am very disappointed in you, cousins.
Spike : Fascist!
Iggy : Oppressor of the proletariat!
King Koopa : Guy in charge!
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Spike : We were wrong again. How many times have we got this wrong?
Iggy : *You've* gotten it wrong five times.
Spike : Home for five. Home for five. What percent is that?
Iggy : I dunno. Let me think.
[pause]
Iggy : I dunno. But it's not good.
Spike : If we get it wrong one more time, he's gonna kill us.
Iggy : He's not gonna kill us. He's not that nice.
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King Koopa : Now... where's the rock?
[Iggy and Spike look at each other, then at Koopa]
King Koopa : The meteorite piece that she wears around her neck, and I told you not to forget it!
Spike : That rock!
Iggy : I told you not to forget it!
King Koopa : And I told you to remind him! Without that rock, the meteorite lays dormant! I'll not be able to merge the dimensions! Where is it?
Iggy , Spike : The plumbers took it.
King Koopa : [whispers] Plumbers?
[to Lena]
King Koopa : Plumber alert!
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[after the ending credits]
Japanese Salesman 1 : Well, I must say, we have a very generous proposal.
Japanese Salesman 2 : A video game based on your many adventures.
Japanese Salesman 1 : What would you call it?
[We now see that they are addressing, not Mario and Luigi, but Iggy and Spike]
Iggy : "Iggy's World".
Spike : [shakes head] "The Indomitable Spike".
Iggy : "The Super Koopa Cousins"!
Spike : "The Super Koopa Cousins"!
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Mario : If you 2 don't start talkin' we're gonna leave ya to these guys... for lunch.
Luigi : Now, where's Daisy?
Spike : No, no, no, no. Where's the rock, Scalywag?
Luigi : Where's Daisy, Butt-Breath?
Iggy : Where's the rock, Overweaning-Rogue?
Luigi : Not till ya give us Daisy, Biscuit-Head!
Spike : WHERE IS THE ROCK?
Mario : SHUT UP!
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Iggy : [Iggy and Spike mistake Daniella for Daisy] Where are you going?
Spike : I'm gonna get the girl.
Iggy : That's not the girl.
Spike : Yeah, it is, she's wearing a disguise. I could spot her a mile away.
Iggy : Of course she's wearing a disguise. She thinks she can fool us. I'm gonna go get her.
Spike : *I'm* gonna go get her.
Iggy : Wait a minute. We'll follow her and then we'll both go get her.
Spike : Good idea. I'll bag her, you grab her.
Iggy : No, *I'll* grab her, *you* bag her.
Spike : That's what I said.
Iggy : Exactly.
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Iggy : Between us, Spike doesn't have a thought in his brain, sir!
Spike : Ha, ha, ha! He's a liar, sir. Between us, Iggy doesn't have a brain in his head!
King Koopa : I agree.