Super Mario Bros. (1993)
Bob Hoskins: Mario Mario
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Quotes
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Sergeant Simon : Name.
Mario : Mario.
Sergeant Simon : Last name.
Mario : Mario.
Sergeant Simon : And you?
Luigi : Luigi.
Sergeant Simon : Luigi Luigi?
Luigi : No, Luigi Mario.
Sergeant Simon : Okay how many Marios are there between the two of you?
Luigi : Three: Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.
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[In the police car, a wanted poster of Luigi and Mario flashes on a TV screen naming them Alien Plumbers]
Luigi Mario : Aliens? We gotta deal with aliens too?
Mario Mario : Luigi, *we're* the aliens.
Luigi Mario : We are? Wow, cool.
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Mario Mario : Excuse me, do you know where we are?
Pedestrian : Yeah, you're in my way.
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[Mario and Luigi survey Dinohattan]
Mario Mario : This can't be Manhattan.
Luigi Mario : I don't know, I haven't been to Manhattan in a couple weeks.
Mario Mario : Must have been a bad couple of weeks.
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Mario : What single-celled organism did *you* evolve from?
King Koopa : [indicates an evolution chart of a dinosaur becoming a man] Tyrannosaurus Rex, the lizard king, thank you very much.
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[the Marios try to escape in a police car]
Mario : Where's the starter on this thing?
Luigi : I got a feeling about this, Marioroni...
[figures out the strange controls to start the car]
Mario : How do you know how to do that?
Luigi : Cuz I been sitting on my butt all day playing video games, that's what.
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Luigi : [after learning that Daisy was abandoned as an infant] You mean you don't know who your mother and father neither?
Princess Daisy : No. What do you mean, "neither"?
Luigi : Cuz, you see, Mario here brought me up. He's been like my mother my whole life.
Mario : Hey!
Luigi : [laughing] Ok, ok, my father, all right? And my uncle, cousin, and everybody.
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Mario : Everybody's got tap water! 3 bucks!
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[last lines]
Princess Daisy : [enters with combat fatigues and a big gun] Luigi! Mario!
Luigi : Daisy!
Princess Daisy : You guys gotta come with me! I need your help!
Luigi : Why, what's wrong?
Princess Daisy : [cradles her gun and smiles] You're not gonna believe *this*.
Mario : I believe it.
Luigi : You do?
Mario : [chuckles] I believe.
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Cop : [sees the Marios' tool belts] Aha! Plumbers!
Luigi : No, he is! I'm just apprenticing!
Cop : Get in the car!
Luigi : But I didn't do nothin'!
Cop : Get in the car now!
Mario : Are you tellin' us that you can arrest a guy for being a plumber? Get outta here!
Cop : Get in there, plumber! Now!
Cop : [shoves the Marios and Toad into the squad car]
Mario : Hey! What is this?
Luigi : All right. What'd we do?
Mario : I'm gettin' arrested for bein' a plumber!
Luigi : Write his number down!
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[the Marios see that their job is taken already]
Mario : Scapelli. They beat us to it again! Another lost job!
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Mario : Great, a building with athlete's foot.
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Mario : Strap your belt on, kid. We're going in!
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Mario : [trying to get a dance with Big Bertha] Hey, the name's Mario. I'm your main man, your ram-a-dame, your can of spam...
Bertha : [punches him and laughs]
Mario : [second try] Excuse me. Will you hit me again? I've never seen such fluidity. The way your knuckles crunched as you smashed 'em into my face.
Bertha : [grabs him by the jacket] Dance with me. I'll hit you all you like.
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Mario : Hey! You must be the girls - the missing girls from Brooklyn!
Daniella : Yeah, except for Angelica. She's from Queens, but she's all right.
Angelica : Hey! I'm freezin' my butt off here! There's cold air comin' from that air vent.
Mario : Yeah. We froze the pipes. We're goin' for a little ride.
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Mario : If you 2 don't start talkin' we're gonna leave ya to these guys... for lunch.
Luigi : Now, where's Daisy?
Spike : No, no, no, no. Where's the rock, Scalywag?
Luigi : Where's Daisy, Butt-Breath?
Iggy : Where's the rock, Overweaning-Rogue?
Luigi : Not till ya give us Daisy, Biscuit-Head!
Spike : WHERE IS THE ROCK?
Mario : SHUT UP!
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Toad : You boys ain't from around here, are you?
Mario Mario , Luigi Mario : Brooklyn.
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[Luigi has managed to get a dinner date with Daisy, thanks to Mario's help]
Mario : What would you do without your big brother, huh?
Luigi : I'd like to take a chance and find out.
Mario : Oh come on!
Luigi : I was just about to ask her that.
Mario : You weren't about to ask her nothing! You were gonna let her go!
Luigi : Now she's gonna think I'm a complete idiot.
Mario : Come on, you'll impress her with your manners.
Luigi : Well why'd you tell her that I suck my thumb, huh?
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Cop : You know the law, Toad!
Mario : Hey, wait a minute, you can't arrest the guy for just singing a song.
Cop : For anti-Koopa songs we can.
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Mario : No woman can resist the charm of a Mario.
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Mario : [looks at a newspaper] Are you spendin' money on this stuff? Look at this!
Luigi : Yeah, but that's got the article about the missing Brooklyn girls in it.
Mario : Yeah? It's also got one on the scientist who turns brains into cheese.
Luigi : Well, you don't know. It could happen.
Mario : [laughs] How could that possibly happen?
Luigi : Anything's possible, Mario. You just gotta believe!
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Mario : Mario Brothers Plumbing, no leak too small.
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Old Lady : Are you boys new in town?
Mario : Listen, lady, we're looking for someone. And we're from Brooklyn.
Old Lady : You know, boys, this is a really rough neighborhood. You really shouldn't be wandering around without a weapon.
Mario : Yea.
Old Lady : You got one?
Luigi : ...No.
Old Lady : ...All right...
[brandishes a cattle-prod-like weapon]
Old Lady : [shouts] Get 'em up, suckers!