Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Robert Prosky: Jonathan Lundy
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Quotes
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Daniel : [as Mrs. Doubtfire in his own voice] Sorry I'm late. After all those scotches I had to piss like a racehorse.
[Takes a drink of scotch]
Jonathan Lundy : Daniel?
Daniel : Yeah?
Jonathan Lundy : Why in God's name are you dressed like a woman?
Daniel : Oh, damn. Well, I'd like you to meet the host of your new show.
Jonathan Lundy : Host?
Daniel : [in Mrs. Doubtfire's voice] Euphegenia Doubtfire, dear. I specialize in the education and entertainment of children.
[pause]
Daniel : Surprise!
Jonathan Lundy : Tell me, why would Mrs. Doubtfire be a good host?
Daniel : [in Mrs. Doubtfire's voice] I'm a hip old granny who can hip-hop, bebop, dance til ya drop and yo yo, make a wicked cup of cocoa.
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Daniel : [watching a boring children's show] I can't believe they're still subjecting kids to this. This is insane. They should have a little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show." It's incredible. This guy used to put *me* to sleep when I was a kid. It's amazing. He has the warmth of a snow pea. He makes Mr. Rogers look like Mick Jagger. That's insane! What kind of idiot kept this guy on the air for twenty-five years?
Jonathan Lundy : Me.
Daniel : [smiles, mortified] You?
Jonathan Lundy : [offers his hand] Jonathan Lundy.
Daniel : Jonathan Lundy, general manager, owner?
[Lundy nods]
Daniel : I'm Daniel Hillard, former employee.
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Jonathan Lundy : [after Daniel tells him about an ex in the dining staff] Does your girlfriend have a girlfriend?
Daniel : Hey, it's the '90s!
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Jonathan Lundy : Where the hell have you been? I took the liberty of ordering you another Scotch.
Daniel : Bully!
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Jonathan Lundy : Daniel?
Daniel : Hmm?
Jonathan Lundy : Are you wearing ladies' perfume?
Daniel : Yes, I am.
Jonathan Lundy : Are you wearing lipstick?
Daniel : Yeah.
Jonathan Lundy : Why?
Daniel : It rubbed off.
Jonathan Lundy : From whom?
Daniel : [he pauses, trying to come up with an answer] Girl I used to date. She's a waitress.
Jonathan Lundy : A waitress? Here?
Daniel : Oh, yeah. On the way to the bathroom... couldn't keep her hands off me.
Jonathan Lundy : You dog.
Daniel : [sniggers] You scallywag!