Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)

Robert Prosky: Jonathan Lundy

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• Daniel : [as Mrs. Doubtfire in his own voice]  Sorry I'm late. After all those scotches I had to piss like a racehorse.

  [Takes a drink of scotch] 

  Jonathan Lundy : Daniel?

  Daniel : Yeah?

  Jonathan Lundy : Why in God's name are you dressed like a woman?

  Daniel : Oh, damn. Well, I'd like you to meet the host of your new show.

  Jonathan Lundy : Host?

  Daniel : [in Mrs. Doubtfire's voice]  Euphegenia Doubtfire, dear. I specialize in the education and entertainment of children.

  [pause] 

  Daniel : Surprise!

  Jonathan Lundy : Tell me, why would Mrs. Doubtfire be a good host?

  Daniel : [in Mrs. Doubtfire's voice]  I'm a hip old granny who can hip-hop, bebop, dance til ya drop and yo yo, make a wicked cup of cocoa.

• Daniel : [watching a boring children's show]  I can't believe they're still subjecting kids to this. This is insane. They should have a little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show." It's incredible. This guy used to put *me* to sleep when I was a kid. It's amazing. He has the warmth of a snow pea. He makes Mr. Rogers look like Mick Jagger. That's insane! What kind of idiot kept this guy on the air for twenty-five years?

  Jonathan Lundy : Me.

  Daniel : [smiles, mortified]  You?

  Jonathan Lundy : [offers his hand]  Jonathan Lundy.

  Daniel : Jonathan Lundy, general manager, owner?

  [Lundy nods] 

  Daniel : I'm Daniel Hillard, former employee.

• Jonathan Lundy : [after Daniel tells him about an ex in the dining staff]  Does your girlfriend have a girlfriend?

  Daniel : Hey, it's the '90s!

• Jonathan Lundy : Where the hell have you been? I took the liberty of ordering you another Scotch.

  Daniel : Bully!

• Jonathan Lundy : Daniel?

  Daniel : Hmm?

  Jonathan Lundy : Are you wearing ladies' perfume?

  Daniel : Yes, I am.

  Jonathan Lundy : Are you wearing lipstick?

  Daniel : Yeah.

  Jonathan Lundy : Why?

  Daniel : It rubbed off.

  Jonathan Lundy : From whom?

  Daniel : [he pauses, trying to come up with an answer]  Girl I used to date. She's a waitress.

  Jonathan Lundy : A waitress? Here?

  Daniel : Oh, yeah. On the way to the bathroom... couldn't keep her hands off me.

  Jonathan Lundy : You dog.

  Daniel : [sniggers]  You scallywag!