Lost in Yonkers (1993)

Brad Stoll: Jay

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Quotes 

• Aunt Bella : You guys have to promise not to tell grandma! Jay?

  Jay : I promise.

  Aunt Bella : Arty?

  Arty : She and I have very short conversations.

• Jay : Where would someone like Grandma hide her money?

  Arty : You're not thinking of stealing it, are you?

  Jay : No, but what if we just borrowed it? I'd just love to send Pop an envelope with $9,000.

  Arty : Who would he think sent it to him... God?

  Jay : No. He had an uncle in Poland who died. We can say he left the money to Pop in his will.

  Arty : Jay, do you think the Germans would let some Jew in Poland send $9,000 to some Jew in Alabama?

• Jay : [after his Aunt Bella randomly charges out of the house in tears]  See why I don't like to come here too often?

• Jay : [impersonating his Aunt Gert]  Well, hello Jay. How are you? How's your father, and

  [sucking in as he speaks] 

  Jay : *how's your little brother Arty?*