Dazed and Confused (1993)
Wiley Wiggins: Mitch Kramer
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Quotes
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Jodi : Is that a beer in your hand?
Mitch : Why, yes it is.
Jodi : Have you had more than one of those?
Mitch : Few. No one's counting.
Jodi : When were you supposed to be home?
Mitch : Few hours ago I think.
Jodi : Thats bullshit. That's major bullshit. You know I was barely let out at your age?
Mitch : Aww.
Jodi : Aww. Well don't think she won't be waiting up for you. And she is tough. I've been through it.
Mitch : Just don't ask her to take it easy on me.
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Slater : This place used to be off limits, man, 'cause some drunk freshman fell off. He went right down the middle, smacking his head on every beam, man. I hear it doesn't hurt after the first couple though. Autopsy said he had one beer, how many did you have?
Mitch : Four.
Slater : You're dead, man, you're so dead. Look at the blood stains right there.
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Mitch : [after seniors threaten him] Er, Mr. Payne. Sir. You know every second that you could let us out early would really increase our chances of survival.
Mr. Payne, junior high school teacher : It's like our sergeant told us before one trip into the jungle.
[shouts]
Mr. Payne, junior high school teacher : Men!
[the boys jump]
Mr. Payne, junior high school teacher : Fifty of you are leaving on a mission. Twenty-five of you ain't coming back.
Mitch : Okay.
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Jodi : Heard they got you pretty bad.
Mitch : Yeah.
Jodi : They just got Hersh too
Mitch : Was it bad?
Sabrina Davis : Yeah.
Mitch : Was it O'Bannion?
Sabrina Davis : I think so
Mitch : Man I hate that jerk!
Sabrina Davis : Hey I didn't know Jodi was you're big sister
Mitch : Oh, yeah
Jodi : Hey, I hear my name over here? You guys talking about me? Mitch, I heard they got you pretty bad. Those guys... you know I asked them to take it easy on you?
Mitch : What? Well no wonder!
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Mrs. Kramer, Mitch's Mother : Have you been drinking?
Mitch : No
[falls on bed and can't even take off both boots]
Mrs. Kramer, Mitch's Mother : Are you drunk?
Mitch : [clearly drunk] Psshh
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Dawson : Not bad for a little freshman but you gotta watch out for older girls
Melvin Spivey : Hey. Come here. We just wanna know something. You gonna be fucking that tonight, or are you gonna be a little wimp?
Mitch : [laughs] How do you know I haven't already
Melvin Spivey : [clearly pleased, laughs] Go along man, I think its past your bedtime!
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Julie Simms : They actually let you buy it?
Mitch : Course
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Julie Simms : You're Mitch, right? I think I heard about you.
Mitch : Oh really, what did you hear?
Julie Simms : I don't know, man, are you OK?
Mitch : [embarrassed] Oh... yeah.
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[repeated line]
Mitch : Man I hate that guy!