Benny & Joon (1993)

Don Hamilton: UPS Man

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Randy Burch : So we're planning our next vacation, right? I want Australia, she wants Italy. I like snorkeling, she likes garlic. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, she says to me: Do I need her? Jesus, Benny. What kind of a question is that? I mean, "need?" What does it really mean to need someone?

  Eric : Benny, fuel line!

  [and the phone begins ringing] 

  Benny : Hey Waldo, could you answer that phone?

  Waldo : Hello?

  UPS Man : [walks in]  I need a check, Benny. COD.

  Benny : In a minute. Meet me in the office.

  UPS Man : All right...

  Benny : [about Randy's cigarette]  Whoa! Put that out! I got a fuel line broke.

  Waldo : Hey, Benny. Joon's on the phone again.

  Benny : Well, tell her I'll call her back. Find out what she wants.

  Waldo : It's an emergency. She says you're runnin' low on Peanut Butter Super Chunks.

  Benny : [under his breath]  An emergency...