Beavis and Butt-Head go to a lingerie store. There, they touch all of the underwear on sale, thinking it means they'll "sort-of score" since women will wear them someday.
When a man accidentally hits Butt-Head with his car, he gives him $10 to not tell anybody. This inspires the duo to try getting hit by more cars to make some money.
When Coach Buzzcut catches Beavis and Butt-head defacing the American flag. He forces them to write a report of how grateful they are of being Americans or risk getting their asses kicked.