Mr. Baseball (1992)

Dennis Haysbert: Max 'Hammer' Dubois

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Quotes 

• Max 'Hammer' Dubois : Max Dubois. Around here they call me Hammer. Don't ask me why.

  Jack Elliot : Jack Elliot.

  Max 'Hammer' Dubois : Yeah. I know who you are. I've been in Japan, not dead.

• [Jack is unfamiliar with the word 'gaijin'] 

  Max 'Hammer' Dubois : It's like being a black guy back home. Only there's less of us.

• Jack Elliot : I don't believe this. What's next? Somebody going to tell me how to take a crap?

  [walks into the bathroom] 

  Jack Elliot : Hey Max!

  Max 'Hammer' Dubois : Yeah, what!

  Jack Elliot : I need someone to tell me how to take a crap.

• Max 'Hammer' Dubois : First you wash, then you bathe!

  Ryoh Mukai : [translated]  It's like jerking off before sex!

• Max 'Hammer' Dubois : [after a major brawl which saw Jack decking Yoji]  I'm sick and tired of this shit! Haven't you heard a word I said! You're REALLY pissing me off! Now just take your base, and GET WITH THE PROGRAM!

  Jack Elliot : YOU TOO, huh, Max?

  Max 'Hammer' Dubois : You know the one thing I DIDN'T miss about playing in the States, was putting up with HOTSHOTS like you! NOW I don't even have THAT anymore!

  [up in the President's office] 

  Takuya Nishikawa : [to Uchiyama, in Japanese]  Suspend Elliot indefinitely! And consider yourself OUT, as soon as a replacement is found! You have brought DISHONOR to team!