Mr. Baseball (1992)

Greg Goossen: Trey

Quotes 

• Jack Eliot : I'm a World Series MVP!

  Skip : That was four years ago, Jack.

  Trey : You hit .235 Last season.

  Jack Eliot : LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

• Jack Elliot : Screw it, I don't wanna play where I'm not wanted, What are my choices? I'm ready!

  Skip : Ahem! There aren't exactly choices Jack , We only had one taker so we... took.

  Trey : We called everyone Jack. Canada.

  Skip : It goes without saying.

  Jack Elliot : No, not Canada! I ain't paying those taxes!

  Trey : It's not Canada!

  Jack Elliot : Not Cleveland... No! Say it's not Cleveland!

  Trey : Not Cleveland.

  Skip : Ahem, We got a call from a manager in...

  Jack Elliot : What?

  Skip : ...Japan

  Jack Elliot : [shocked]  Japan?