Memoirs of an Invisible Man (1992)
Chevy Chase: Nick Halloway
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Quotes
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Nick Halloway : [invisible] You know something, Alice?
Alice Monroe : What?
Nick Halloway : If you were blind, we'd make the perfect couple.
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[Nick is invisible]
Alice Monroe : How am I going to explain this to my mother?
Nick Halloway : Just tell her that you met someone, you really like him, you think it's serious, he's transparent...
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Nick Halloway : Now you listen to me, you son of a bitch. I've lost everything but my soul, and you're not going to take that away from me.
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Nick Halloway : I want my molecules back!
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Nick Halloway : [narrating] I was a fugitive, afraid of getting caught. I kept imagining Jenkins leaping out at me from every dark corner. As a child, I would dream about being invisible. I thought it would be so easy. I could do what I want, go where I want and take what I want. But that's the catch. No matter how hungry I was, I couldn't give myself away.
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[flirting in the bar of the Academy Club]
Nick Halloway : I hate TV.
Alice Monroe : Me, too... I like music.
Nick Halloway : I love jazz. I hate weight lifters.
Alice Monroe : Narcissists.
Nick Halloway : I love skiing.
Alice Monroe : I love the ocean and the woods.
Nick Halloway : I love blonde hair.
Alice Monroe : I love... garlic.
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[making out in the ladies' room of the Academy Club]
Alice Monroe : Nick, what are we doing?
Nick Halloway : I hope it's foreplay.
Alice Monroe : We should get back.
Nick Halloway : [looks at his watch] Yeah, yeah, we should get back.
[resumes kissing her]
Alice Monroe : Let's not do anything cheap and meaningless.
Nick Halloway : Okay, what do I owe you?
Alice Monroe : [laughs] You couldn't afford it.
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David Jenkins : Listen to what we're offering you.
Nick Halloway : In exchange for what?
David Jenkins : For your services, of course, to your country. You have a wider obligation now. You can be of immeasurable value to us.
Nick Halloway : I'm not doing your spying.
David Jenkins : Suppose we'd had you, an invisible agent in 1939. Maybe there wouldn't have been a second World War.
Nick Halloway : What are you saying? You mean I would've killed Hitler for you?
David Jenkins : I mean maybe you could've saved thirty million lives. Changed history. Now, assassination, anything at all, is entirely ethical if you're on the right side.
Nick Halloway : Now you listen to me, you son of a bitch. I've lost everything, but my soul, and you're not gonna take that away from me. Whatever I become, it's gonna be my choice, not yours. Is that clear?
David Jenkins : Listen, we're prepared to give you anything you want. Everything you need. But you have to understand, if you won't work with us, I can't let you live.
Nick Halloway : [puts Jenkins in a choke hold] I don't sleep well. I can see through my eyelids, I can see through the top of my head. I get walleyed. I get bat-shit!
