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Quotes
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Aunt Leslie McCallister : [At the airport, awaiting luggage] Give this to Kevin.
Tracy McCallister : Give this to Kevin.
Linnie McCallister : Kevin.
Buzz McCallister : Give this to Kevin.
Rod McCallister : Give this to Kevin.
Sondra McCallister : Give this to Kevin.
Megan McCallister : Give this to Kevin.
Jeff McCallister : Give this to Kevin.
Brooke McCallister : Give this to Kevin.
Fuller McCallister : Here you go, Kevin.
[startled when he sees an elderly couple, then hands bag back]
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Brooke McCallister : [passing Kevin's bag back down the line] Kevin's not here.
Jeff McCallister : Kevin's not here.
Megan McCallister : Kevin's not here.
Sondra McCallister : Kevin's not here.
Rod McCallister : Kevin's not here.
Linnie McCallister : Kevin's not here.
Tracy McCallister : Kevin's not here.
Aunt Leslie McCallister : Kevin's not here.
Kate McCallister : Kevin's not here.
Peter McCallister : WHAT?
Kate McCallister : [laughing, then surprised] KEVIN!
[faints]
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Tracy McCallister : [Opening lines at the beginning of the movie; Tracy's frantically looking for her sunblock] Has anybody seen my sunblock?
Sondra McCallister : What's the point in going to Florida if you're going to put on sunblock?
Megan McCallister : I don't care if I age like an old suitcase, I'm getting toasted.
Buzz McCallister : Great, now you can be a skag with a slightly darker shade of skin.
Brooke McCallister : He's just jealous because he doesn't tan. His freckles just connect.