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Quotes
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Batty Koda : [crashes into a tree] I'M BLIND, ON, NO!
[opens his eyes]
Batty Koda : I can see! It's a miracle! Another perfect landing! No worries! I'm okay! Thank you for caring. Just a few bruises.
[sees that no one is listening]
Batty Koda : Nobody cares about me.
Zak : I do you, bat-man.
Batty Koda : You sure?
Zak : I'm positive.
Batty Koda : Only fools are positive.
Zak : Are you sure?
Batty Koda : I'm positive...
[as Zak laughs]
Batty Koda : I fell for it! I should have known!
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Crysta : But how can you live without trees?
Zak : Easy.
Crysta : But trees give life. They make the clouds, the water, the air.
Zak : We have air.
Batty Koda : Yeah, if you don't mind getting all your minerals in one breath.
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[Zak is trying to convince Batty to turn back]
Batty Koda : What're you, crazy, that's lemming talk!
Zak : [hits Batty's antenna] Wrong channel!
Batty Koda : [in English accent] Hail, Caesar! Emperor of Rome!
Zak : [Batty floats offscreen] Wrong channel!
Batty Koda : [back onscreen; imitates John Wayne] Well all right, Gunny! We're goin' to war!
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Crysta : What are you doing?
Zak : Carving your name. See? C-R-Y-S...
Crysta : No, no, you mustn't do that! Here.
[puts Zak's hand on the carving in the tree]
Crysta : Can't you feel its pain?
Zak : [in disbelief] Its *pain*?
Crysta : Yes!
Batty Koda : Humans can't feel anything. They're numb from the brain down.
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Crysta : Are you okay?
Zak : [screams to his horror] WHAT HAPPENED TO ME! I-I-I'M THREE INCHES TALL!
Crysta : Oh... I shrank you.
Zak : You what?
Crysta : Well, it was the most amazing thing. 'Course, it's not what the spell was really supposed to do, but Magi Lune will fix you.
Zak : You... you shrank me?
Crysta : Yeah!
Batty Koda : Catches on quick, doesn't he?
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Crysta : Will you both just calm down?
Batty Koda , Zak : He tried to kill you!
Batty Koda , Zak : I did not! You did!
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Zak : What about you, Crysta? What is it that fairies do?
Crysta : Do?
Zak : Yeah, do you have jobs or something?
Crysta : What's a job?
Zak : Guess that answers that question. Look, what do you do all day?
Crysta : Help things grow.
Zak : Really? That sounds cool.
Crysta : No, usually it's warm.
Zak : No, cool means it's hot.
Crysta : What?
Zak : You know - bodacious, bad, tubular...
Batty Koda : Awesome use of the language, dude.
Zak : As in, you are one bodacious babe.
Crysta : And that's good... I mean, cool?
Zak : That's right! We're communicating.
Crysta : Tubular!
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Pips : Hey, what's going on, Zak?
Zak : Huh? What are you talking about?
Pips : You know exactly what I'm talking about: the forest! You know what's happening, don't you?
Zak : But...
Elder : Good idea, ask the human. He may know.
Crysta : Crysta?
Crysta : [in tears, angry] You lied to me!
Zak : Uh... I... Crysta!
[Crysta flies off in anger]
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Zak : [remorsefully] I wish - I wish the human tales were true. They're not here to protect the forest; they're cutting down trees.
[the fairies gasp in shock]
Zak : They're destroying the forest! And I was helping them do it. Batty was right.
Batty Koda : [in surprise] I was?
Zak : They're coming this way. You can't stop them. You'll have to leave.