What About Bob? (1991)

Charlie Korsmo: Siggy Marvin

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Quotes 

• Dr. Leo Marvin : I want some peace and quiet!

  Bob Wiley : Well, I'll be quiet.

  Siggy : I'll be peace!

  [Bob and Siggy burst into giggles] 

• Dr. Leo Marvin : Why are you always wearing black? What is it with you and this death fixation?

  Siggy : Maybe I'm in mourning for my lost childhood.

• Siggy : I mean, my Dad just dropped me in the water, without warning me first. I mean, I nearly drowned! My whole life flashed before my eyes!

  Bob Wiley : Wow, you're lucky you're only twelve.

  Siggy : It was still grim.

• Bob Wiley : Goodbye, rat-dick suck-nut!

  Siggy : [upstairs]  Bye, dog-pissing-barf!

  Dr. Leo Marvin : [screams from the bottom of the stairs]  Sigmund!

  Bob Wiley : Later, testicle-head bosom-beaver!

  [looks out the window] 

  Bob Wiley : Good Morning America's here!

• [Bob and Siggy are jumping on their beds, faking Tourette's syndrome] 

  Bob Wiley : Shit-for-brains!

  Siggy : Butthead!

  Bob Wiley : Dingleberry butt!

  Siggy : Snot face!

  Bob Wiley : Vulture Vomit!

  Siggy : Turkey tits! Belch breath!

• [Last Lines] 

  Minister : Bob Wiley, would you have Lily Marvin to be your beloved wedded wife, to cherish and love till death do you part?

  Bob Wiley : I do.

  Minister : Lily Marvin, would you have Bob Wiley to be your beloved wedded husband, to cherish and love till death do you part?

  Lily Marvin : [smiling]  I do.

  [Bob heaves a sigh of relief. Bob and Lily smile at one another] 

  Minister : If anyone wishes to express why these two shouldn't join together in matrimony... speak now, or forever hold your peace.

  [the catatonic Leo jiggles his head and makes throaty sounds. No one notices, even Bob, who is looking around] 

  Minister : Then, By the power invested in me and the state of New York. I pronounce you, man and wife.

  Dr. Leo Marvin : [suddenly stands up and shouts]  NO!

  Siggy : [excitedly shouts]  Dad's back!

  Anna Marvin : Daddy!

  Lily Marvin : Leo!

  Lily Marvin : [rushing over]  Leo!

  [the family surrounds the recovered Leo as everyone applauds] 

• [the Marvins have told Bob to leave, and they are saying their farewells] 

  Siggy : Goodbye, green-puking pissant.

  Bob Wiley : Later, barf-breath douche-mouth.