Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991) Poster

Michael McShane: Friar Tuck

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  • Friar Tuck : This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about... BEER.

  • Friar Tuck : By the power vested in me, by God's holy church, I say let any man who has reason why these two should not be joined, let him speak now or forever hold his peace.

    [silence] 

    Friar Tuck : Then, I now pronounce you...

    King Richard : Hold, I speak!

    [Everyone turns around to see knights coming] 

    Marian : Richard!

    [Everyone, except Marian and a confused Azeem, kneels] 

    King Richard : I will not allow this wedding to proceed...

    Robin Hood : [gets up]  My lord...

    King Richard : Unless...! I'm allowed to give the bride away. You look radiant, cousin.

    Marian : Oh, Richard.

    [they exchange kisses on the cheeks] 

    Robin Hood : We are deeply honored, Your Majesty.

    King Richard : [shakes his hand]  It is I who am honored, Lord Locksley. Thanks to you, I still have a throne. Friar, proceed!

    Friar Tuck : [rising from his knees]  My liege.

    [clears throat] 

    Friar Tuck : ... Husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.

    Robin Hood : I know that.

    [They kiss, and everyone cheers. The camera shifts to the Friar, who breaks the fourth wall and looks at the camera] 

    Friar Tuck : Now get out of it! We waste good celebration time!

    [laughs] 

  • Friar Tuck : So... you sold your soul to Satan, Your Grace. You accused innocent men of witchcraft and let them die!

    Bishop of Hereford : Brother Friar, you would not strike a fellow man of the cloth?

    Friar Tuck : No, no, I wouldn't. In fact, I'll help you pack for your journey.

    [weighs the Bishop down with several heavy sacks] 

    Friar Tuck : You're going to need lots of gold to help you on your way - you're a very rich man, eh? This too, and that!

    [holds up one last bag] 

    Friar Tuck : And... here's thirty pieces of silver, to pay the Devil... ON YOUR WAY TO HELL!

    [shoves the Bishop out of a window, to fall to his death] 

  • Will Scarlett : It was your anger that drove them apart! It's not a lie! You ruined my life! I have more reason to hate you than anyone. But I found myself daring to believe you. What I want to know brother, is will you stay with us and finish what you've started?

    Robin Hood : I have a brother? I have a brother!

    [hugs and holds Will] 

    Robin Hood : So I'll stand with you, side by side. Until the end.

    Bull : Until the end!

    Little John : We are all bloody in!

    Friar Tuck : Damn buggers!

    Robin Hood : We finish this.

  • Friar Tuck : Let us open a bottle and do our best to save each other's souls.

    Azeem : Alas, I am not permitted.

    Friar Tuck : Fine then, you talk, I'll drink.

  • Robin Hood : Do you yield?

    Friar Tuck : I'd rather roast in hell.

  • Friar Tuck : [singing drunkenly]  Old King Richard's gone to war, loves his wine and warring/But for those of us who stay at home, there's only beer and whoring/Play the music, dance the day, think not on tomorrow...

    Guy of Gisborne : FRIAR! I'm sure you shall find it much more difficult to sing with a sword in your gullet!

    Friar Tuck : Yes, my lord.

    [laughs, to himself] 

    Friar Tuck : You pig.

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