Queens Logic (1991)

Joe Mantegna: Al

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• Grace : You're a little tense, don't you think?

  Al : Who wouldn't be tense? This music could make Will Rogers punch a nun.

• Al : Come on, what do I gotta do?

  Patricia : You could crawl through broken glass on your hands and knees with a sign on your back that says "asshole." That might get you in the door.

• Al : [petting a small tabby kitten]  Hey, Den, can you smell me from over there?

  Dennis : We can always smell you, Al.

  Al : Fuckin' fish. No wonder this cat wants to blow me.

• Al : [to Ray]  Look at me. I have a house, two beautiful kids - I'm the fuckin' Donna Reed Show, for Christ's sake!

• Al : [after being offered cocaine by the beautiful blonde]  You *are* very sexy.

  Girl in Club Bathroom : I know.

  Al : But you keep snorting that shit, you're gonna end up making some guy a terrific memory.

  Girl in Club Bathroom : [disappointed]  Oh, a real person.

  Al : [as Ray, looking mesmerized, starts to approach the girl]  What is this, a vampire movie? Let's go.

• Al : [Grace offering an imported cigarette]  Oooh France, that's way outta town!