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The Linguini Incident
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Woman
: Are you the Ethereal Lucy?
Monte
: That's Lucy the Ethereal.
Woman
: And who might you be?
Monte
: Monte... the Emasculated.
Lucy
: You know perfectly well, new sex is like crack.
Monte
: AGGH! God, you're alive! I thought that rabbit was eating your head.
James
: You're going to have to take that rag off your face if you expect her to read your lips.
Vivian
: She can read my tits!
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last lines
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Lucy
: We should go to the park this weekend and watch all the children shooting squirrels with their BB guns.
Vivian
: True. We don't appreciate nature, enough.
Vivian
: The simple plan is, no one in this room is going to have sex with anyone else in this room. We'll be platonic... like our parents.
Vivian
: You need to get laid.
Lucy
: YOU need to get laid!
Vivian
: I don't need to get laid. I stored it up before me and Hector broke up.
Lucy
: Stored up? What are you, a chipmunk?
Vivian
: You don't just make out with someone in a meat locker who you're indifferent to.
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