Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man (1991)

Mickey Rourke: Harley Davidson

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• Harley Davidson : It's better to be dead and cool, than alive and uncool.

• Marlboro : You know, that gun costs about two dollars every time you fire it. That's two bucks a bullet.

  Harley Davidson : Well how many'd I hit?

  Marlboro : You spent twelve dollars and didn't hit a goddamn thing. I nailed one and it cost about four and a quarter.

• Harley Davidson : We're gonna jump.

  Marlboro : Are you out of your fuckin' mind?

  Harley Davidson : C'mon, it's the only way.

  Marlboro : Uh-uh.

  Harley Davidson : You're gonna get shot up here.

  Marlboro : Well, you're gonna get squashed down there.

  Harley Davidson : I'd rather be squashed than shot.

  Marlboro : Not me.

  Harley Davidson : Fine, then.

  [punches Marlboro] 

  Harley Davidson : I owe you that.

  [Jumps off building into pool below] 

  Marlboro : I hate you for this... I fuckin' hate you for this.

  [Jumps] 

  Marlboro : I HATE YOU HARLEY... Oh shit!

  Harley Davidson : Some rush, eh?

• Harley Davidson : I kicked his ass before.

  Marlboro : That was in 3rd grade, and Jack had a broken arm.

  Harley Davidson : Yeah, but I'm the one that broke it.

• Harley Davidson : [after wishing Marlboro "Happy Birthday"]  How does it feel to be an old man?

  Marlboro : The older the bull, the stiffer the horn.

• Harley Davidson : Are you and me friends?

  Marlboro : Sure, we're friends.

  Harley Davidson : Then how come, with all this shit that me and you have been through, I've asked you the same question a thousand times and you ain't never answered me?

  Marlboro : What question?

  Harley Davidson : What's with you and those fuckin' boots?

  Marlboro : My old man gave me these boots. First time I rode in a professional rodeo. It was the first and last thing he ever gave me.

  Harley Davidson : Marlboro, you could've told me that.

  Marlboro : I kinda figured it was between him and me.

• Guard : [Harley and Marlboro are robbing an armoured car]  Who are you guys?

  Marlboro : Well, he's Harley Davidson, and I'm the Marlboro Man.

  Guard : You look like a bunch of two-bit hoods to me.

  Harley Davidson : [the car's trunk explodes]  Now does that look like the work of two-bit hoods?

  Guard : Yeah. Pros would've used my keys.

  [Harley and Marlboro look at each other] 

  Harley Davidson : Well, he likes to blow things up.

• Harley Davidson : You know, this really pisses me off. Your store has such nice clean filtered fresh air and it just takes a couple of scumbags to stink it up.

• Marlboro : [Walking along brightly lit Las Vegas strip]  I hate this fucking town.

  Harley Davidson : Hey, man, you don't know anything about this city.

  Marlboro : I grew up here, you dumb bastard.

  Harley Davidson : I didn't know that.

  Marlboro : Yeah, well, what you don't know is a lot.

  Harley Davidson : You mean to tell me that real cowboys - I mean shit-kicking rodeo cowboys - come from Vegas?

  Marlboro : Some of the best. Perhaps even ONE of the best.

• Harley Davidson : Looks like you jumped on the wrong horse there cowboy! In case you didn't notice, you're the only cowboy in this place.

  Big Indian : He ain't a cowboy, he's more like a pretty boy.

• Harley Davidson : You know, if I had a nickel for every time some piece of shit pointed a gun at me I'd be a rich man.

• Harley Davidson : I can take care of the bike, but I can't take care of the bitch.

• Suzie : [Harley has saved her mini-mart from being robbed]  Hey mister... What's your name?

  Harley Davidson : Harley. Harley Davidson.

• [Harley shoots Marlboro in the arm trying to hit Alexander] 

  Marlboro : [winces in pain]  That hurt, Harley. That hurt bad.

  Alexander : Looks like your luck just ran out. Now, where is the money?

  Marlboro : [yelling to Harley]  Shoot him, goddamnit!

  Alexander : Keep shooting. You'll make my job easier.

  Marlboro : [yelling to Harley]  Shoot the bastard! Don't think, just shoot him! Shoot him!

  [Harley shoots Alexander dead] 

  Marlboro : That one's for you. How'd it feel?

  Harley Davidson : Best twelve bucks I ever spent.

• Henchman : I find it hard to believe you greased those cue balls, but it's a good thing somebody did.

  Harley Davidson : Why's that?

  Henchman : They were pussies.

• [Chance looks at his office all bullet ridden after his henchman working for Harley & Marlboro shot out the window] 

  Chance Wilder : What did you do? You pay him?

  Harley Davidson : No man, that was your money. You paid him. He did that for free.