The Commitments (1991)

Dick Massey: Billy Mooney

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Quotes 

• Deco : If I'm gonna front the band, I like the sound of "Deco."

  Billy : Deco the bus conductor. Is that "top-Deco" or "bottom-Deco"?

• Billy : And you... George Michael... you ever call me a fuckin' eejit again, you'll go home with the drumsticks stuck up your hole... the one you don't sing out of.

  Deco : That'll be the day.

  Billy : I'm tellin' ya it's coming, so keep your Vaseline handy.

• [learning the band will be called "The Commitments"] 

  Billy : The Commitments?

  Jimmy Rabbitte : It's a "the".

  Deco : How do you spell it?

  Jimmy Rabbitte : T-H-E.

• Deco : [Bernie, Imelda and Natalie are rehearsing for their solo]  If they're singing, then what am I supposed to do?

  Billy : You can sing along, you've bigger tits than all of them.

• Imelda : He eats like a pig.

  Bernie : He's such a prick.

  Natalie : Hasn't got the voice of a pig though. Joey says it belongs to God.

  Billy : God should ask for it back.