Bikini Summer (1990) User Reviews

I give it a 15... SPF 15

[yonhope · 4/10 · 9 April 2005]

Hi, Everyone, This is basically a lifeguard's view of Bosom Beach. Two girls for every buoy.

The movie is not good, but it is well photographed. Most of the actors will never work again, except maybe for drive-ins that still offer roller skate service. One exception being Carmen Santa Maria. He does very well as a musician who is trying to write a song while a naked girl keeps interrupting. Carmen's part should have been bigger and the movie might have played at some theaters that have projectors.

The movie is OK for what it is intended to be. It is one of those Save-The-Beach, Dirty-Old-Man, Naked Girl, Lying Cheater Boyfriend, Teen-Age Girl District Attorney movies that are all too common. The one mistake for which the producers cannot be forgiven is... they inserted an all girl rock band. Even for this genre, that is a low blow.

Next time, less Santa Monica, more Carmen Santa Maria.

Tom Willett

The Best Of All 3...BUT!

[Stealth-5 · 3/10 · 17 January 2001]

Its so awful,the acting,the plot (if there is any).The whole deal its totally stupid,the acting was more than lame,the whiney behaviour of the main female cast was appaling,it made me sick.The only kind of cool thing was the party at the end. OVerall dont watch it,its the best of all 3 Bikini Summers and its still BAAAAAAAAD! Keep away from it,dullathon from head till toe.

Total For Bikini Summer: 3 out of 10

Tons of babes, little plot, but who needs plot anyway?

[Bilnum34evr · 17 July 2001]

This movie is solely inteneded for the purpose of watching hot women in the smallest of bikinis and sometimes even less than that. It has one of the most basic plots a movie can possibly have....but who cares about plot anyway when the movie is titled "Bikini Summer"? The sole purpose to watch this movie is to see beautiful women. Melinda Armstrong is one hell of a hottie and you have to wonder why she hasn't done many more movies after this. She looks incredibly hot in a thong, but 100% incredible totally nude. The best scene in the movie is the morning after a big party when Melinda wakes up poolside. She begins to strip down to nothing and goes skinny dipping. It is four or five minutes of watching her swim totally naked in SLOW MOTION!!! That scene is definitely worth multiple viewings!! But beside that there are only a few other scenes really worth watching (i.e. a few close-ups of her butt or breasts and some other girls posing in sexy positions). If you are in the mood for naked or near naked hotties, watch this one. But don't watch it for a good story.

Not exactly thought invoking,but....

[$TEVE McD · 25 February 2001]

This film is a perfect target for such accusations as poor acting,poor script and poor directing,but people have to understand that these films aren't made to win academy awards.Do people really imagine that a film about bikini-clad girls on a beach is going to have an in-depth,intelligent script?Films like this are made for an hour and a half of fun,nothing more,nothing less.Melinda Armstrong is fantastic,by the way!