Top-rated
Sat, Apr 6, 1991
In the inner city slums of Chicago, Charlie Verducci is a superintendent of a run-down apartment building who lives with his dumb 20-year-old son Vinnie and their white Persian cat, Mr. Fluffy. Vinnie is recovering from a boxing match that he lost the previous night, while fending off come-ons from their 16-year-old neighbor girl, Mona Mullins, who has a crush on him. After visiting Charlie's life-long childhood friend, Al Bundy, at his shoe store (who bet and lost his TV set on Vinnie's boxing fight), Charlie comes up with a "Verducci Master Plan," he and Vinnie secretly crash a formal high society party hoping to find a woman so that Vinnie will court and marry a rich débutante, while Charlie himself fends off the advances from a rather large woman.
Top-rated
Sat, May 18, 1991
Vinnie meets a beautiful Italian princess. When it comes time for her to return home, she invites him to come back to Italy with her. "I want to show you my Rome...I want to show you my Venice...I want to show you my Naples" (sounded like nipples). Vinnie replied: "Ooh, I'd fly 6000 miles to see doze!"