Tarzán (1991–1995)

William S. Taylor: Dan Miller

Quotes 

• Dan : Okay, how do I explain this? When you're a star, everybody knows you.

  Tarzan : Everybody knows Dan: Jane, Roger, Cheetah...

  Dan : No, no, no, Tarzan, I mean everybody all around the world. You're in the newspaper every day, you're on TV every day, you sign autographs.

  Tarzan : Autographs?

  Dan : Yeah, you write your name on a piece of paper.

  Tarzan : Why?

  Dan : Because you're famous! Because everybody wants a piece of you. That's what makes them happy.

  Tarzan : The sun makes people happy. Trees make people happy. Why does a piece of paper make people happy?

  [pause] 

  Dan : I'll have to get back to you on that.

• Roger : You know, someday, you're going to have to start reading something other than airplane manuals.

  Dan : Okay, Great Wizard of the Book.

• Dan : Somebody explain to me why I live in a house with no walls in the middle of monsoon territory.

  Roger : The rent's cheap?

  Dan : Oh, yeah. I knew it was something.