Salute Your Shorts (1991–1992)

Blake Soper: Ronnie Pinsky

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Quotes 

• [ZZ, Pinsky, and Donkey Lips are fishing] 

  Pinsky : Think about it. When you die they stick you in the ground and it's the worms that eat you up!

  Z.Z. : Then somebody digs up the worms that ate you and use to catch fish which somebody else eats.

  Donkeylips : So wait a second guys, when we had fish sticks the other night, I could have eaten a fish, that ate a worm, that ate Elvis?

  Z.Z. : You could be burping up the king as we speak!

  [Pinsky holds up a worm] 

  Pinsky : "Hey, look at me! I ate Moe from the Three Stooges!"

  [ZZ also holds up a worm] 

  Z.Z. : "I ate Henry David Thoreau, who lived at Walden Pond."

  Donkeylips : Come on, guys, just cut it out! That's weird!

  [Pinsky continues to tease Donkey Lips, this time as Curly from the Three Stooges] 

  Pinsky : "Hey, look at me, I ate Curly! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!"

  Z.Z. : Betsy Ross!

  Donkeylips : That does it! I'm off of seafood. I'm sticking with hot dogs!

  Z.Z. : You know what they put in hot dogs?

  Donkeylips : I don't want to hear it!

• Pinsky : Guys I can't believe it! My favorite movie is playing tonight, "Attack of the Cheese Monster". This guy's made of cheddar, jack, Swiss. This guys is a monster made of Muenster.