Salute Your Shorts (1991–1992)

Venus DeMilo Thomas: Telly Radford

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Quotes 

• Ug : I did it! I did it!

  Dina Alexander : What?

  Ug : I finally out-negotiated Dr. Kahn.

  Telly : What happened?

  Ug : He was going to give me one night off every month, but I talked him into giving me one night off every four weeks.

  Dina Alexander : Way to play hardball, Ug.

• Telly : [while Budnick is in charge, he's forcing everyone to fill up the pool with a bucket brigade]  Budnick, why don't you just go swim in the lake?

  Bobby : Because fish fart in it!

• Z.Z. : (trapped in a cave) Echo. Save the whales.

  Telly : Will you shut up!

  Z.Z. : What? You don't want to save the whales?