Three Men and a Little Lady (1990)
Steve Guttenberg: Michael
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Quotes
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Michael Kellam : [Peter is trying to unplug Mary's TV] Pete, are you listening to me?
Peter Mitchell : No, I'm electrocuting myself!
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Michael Kellam : [after Mary's penis comment at the restaurant] You're overreacting.
Peter Mitchell : Yeah, what's a genital here and there?
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Michael Kellam : When I was at summer camp, I bunked with a kid who collected farts.
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Peter Mitchell : Where are you gonna live?
Sylvia : London.
Jack Holden : London, England?
Michael Kellam : [Sarcastically] No, London, New Jersey.
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Vera Bennington : [Michael and Peter come to a cocktail party in tuxedos] Has someone died?
Michael Kellam : Not yet.
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Peter Mitchell : The primary school is...
Peter Mitchell , Michael Kellam , Jack Holden : ...the first watershed in a child's life.
Peter Mitchell : Have I said that before?
Peter Mitchell : Not in the last five minutes, Pete.
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Sylvia : If you think about it, if Mary and I hadn't moved in a taken up a part of your live, you'd all be in very different situations right now.
Michael Kellam : We'd be married.
Peter Mitchell : We'd be divorced! You've saved us a fortune.
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Michael Kellam : [referring to Peter and Sylvia] I think they're really starting to hate each other.
Jack Holden : Don't kid yourself... I'm still in love with the first woman who hit me.
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Michael Kellam : [Peter, Michael, and Jack are discussing potential suitors for Sylvia] What about Edward?
Peter Mitchell : He's English.
Michael Kellam : So is Sylvia!
Jack Holden : Oh, no, that's an actor/director thing. They never last.
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Jack Holden : Do you want to marry me?
Peter Mitchell : Jack!
Jack Holden : [to Sylvia] Wanna sleep on it?
Michael Kellam : She did that once before, Jack!
Jack Holden : Hey, shut up!
[turns back to Sylvia]
Jack Holden : Do you want to marry me?
Sylvia : No... but thank you for asking.
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Michael Kellam : [Mrs. Bennington has just arrived] Couldn't you stay a little longer, Vera?
Peter Mitchell : I tried to change her mind.
Jack Holden : Did someone open a window in here? Burrr!
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Edward Hargreave : [to Sylvia, who's looking out a window] What's the matter, darling?
Sylvia : I'm concerned about Mary.
Edward Hargreave : Oh, she'll come around. You'll see.
Sylvia : And I'm nervous about tomorrow.
Edward Hargreave : Don't you want to get married?
Sylvia : Yes, of course I do. I think so. I mean... yes, yes I do. But why do you ask?
Edward Hargreave : Everything's going to be fine. I promise you...
Peter Mitchell : [Peter and Michael come rushing in] You sonofabitch! You're planning on sending Mary to that boarding school!
Edward Hargreave : What are you talking about!
Michael Kellam : We went to Pileforth this afternoon.
Peter Mitchell : He's planning to send Mary there!
Sylvia : In five or six years, that's a possibility, yes...
Peter Mitchell : No, not in five or six years. Next term.
Edward Hargreave : That's not true.
Peter Mitchell : He's lying to you.
Edward Hargreave : Rubbish.
Michael Kellam : Then why was Miss Lomax measuring Mary?
Sylvia : Was she?
Michael Kellam : For a uniform.
Edward Hargreave : A gift. She asked me if she could give Mary a blazer.
Peter Mitchell : Why?
Edward Hargreave : Because she said that with all the presents Sylvia and I were going to get, Mary might feel left out.
Sylvia : I think that's a very sweet thought.
Edward Hargreave : Yes, I thought so.
Peter Mitchell : What a crock!
