Wings (TV Series 1990–1997) Poster

(1990–1997)

Crystal Bernard: Helen Chapel, Helen Chapel Hackett

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Quotes 

  • [hitting on Helen at the lunch counter] 

    Lewis Blanchard : Ya know, I have a video camera that shoots in the dark.

    Helen : Yeah, I got a gun that does the same thing.

  • Helen : You care more about this *stupid* plane than you do about me!

    Joe Hackett : Me? You're the one with the cello between her legs eight hours a day!

    Helen : Well, at least that gives me some satisfaction!

    Joe Hackett : Yeah, well, at least when I'm in the plane I get some sense of movement!

  • Antonio : This song I learned in Italy. For awhile it was the only English I knew... My goat knows the bowling score, halleluiah...

    Helen : It's "Michael, row the boat ashore".

    Antonio : No!

  • Roy Biggins : I'm going to teach that kid everything I know.

    Helen : What's he going to do the second half of the day?

  • Roy Biggins : I've never minded staying up all night because of a woman.

    Helen : Well, you don't have a choice. If you dozed off, she'd escape.

  • Helen : I thought Alex had better taste in men than to go out with you.

    Brian Hackett : Well, obviously, she doesn't.

  • [describing Helen and Lowell's date] 

    Helen : ...then he kissed my hand.

    Brian Hackett : Where was your hand?

    Joe Hackett : Hello!

  • Antonio : [after Joe's Anxiety attack, Antonio walks in Joe's office to make sure he's alright. He finds him holding a squeezable doll in his hand]  What's with the Dolly?

    Joe Hackett : The Doctor gave it to me. I'm supposed to squeeze "Mr. Googi" whenever I feel I might pinch over again.

    Antonio : So there's nothing physically wrong with you

    [then adds in a sarcastic subtle tone] 

    Antonio : You're just a nut case.

    Joe Hackett : [In an angry provoked tone]  Look I'm not...

    Helen : Calm Down honey, no body thinks you're crazy. Just squeeze Mr. Googi & visualize your happy place

    [after a two second pause] 

    Helen : Don't get confused again and squeeze your happy place and visualize Mr. Googi!

  • Helen : [Helen is leaving Lowell in charge of the restaurant counter as she heads out of work early]  You sure you're gonna be okay with everything, Lowell?

    Lowell Mather : Aw, yeah. Don't you worry about a thing; you just go off and have a wonderful time. Where are you going, anyway?

    Helen : Uh, I would really rather not say.

    Lowell Mather : Aw, come on.

    Helen : Well, if you must know, I'm going to see my OB/GYN.

    Lowell Mather : Fine, be that way. I'm having dinner with my M-o-m-m-y.

  • Helen : Oh Lowell, please tell me your brother didn't marry his sister.

    Roy Biggins : No. Cousin. The sister didn't work out.

  • Helen : I got suckered into making the stupid welcoming speech at the reunion tonight.

    Fay Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran : Oh come on, it can't be that bad. Let me hear your opening line.

    Helen : That was it.

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