Wings (1990–1997)

Tony Shalhoub: Antonio Scarpacci, Antonio

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Quotes 

• Antonio : This song I learned in Italy. For awhile it was the only English I knew... My goat knows the bowling score, halleluiah...

  Helen : It's "Michael, row the boat ashore".

  Antonio : No!

• Roy Biggins : You know what I do when I have a problem with a woman?

  Antonio : Deflate her?

• Roy Biggins : Once you've been with Roy Biggins, you don't want another man!

  Antonio : Sounds about right.

• Antonio : [to Helen who is coming towards him menacingly]  Don't make me use my pepper spray.

• Antonio : [after Joe's Anxiety attack, Antonio walks in Joe's office to make sure he's alright. He finds him holding a squeezable doll in his hand]  What's with the Dolly?

  Joe Hackett : The Doctor gave it to me. I'm supposed to squeeze "Mr. Googi" whenever I feel I might pinch over again.

  Antonio : So there's nothing physically wrong with you

  [then adds in a sarcastic subtle tone] 

  Antonio : You're just a nut case.

  Joe Hackett : [In an angry provoked tone]  Look I'm not...

  Helen : Calm Down honey, no body thinks you're crazy. Just squeeze Mr. Googi & visualize your happy place

  [after a two second pause] 

  Helen : Don't get confused again and squeeze your happy place and visualize Mr. Googi!