Seinfeld (1989–1998)

Daniel von Bargen: Kruger

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• Kruger : The head has been smoothed down to the size of a golf ball. What do we do?

  George Costanza : Well, we could smooth the head down to nothing, stick a pumpkin under its arm and change the name to Icabod Crane.

  [everyone begins laughing] 

  George Costanza : Alright, that's it for me, you've been great! Good night, everybody.

• [George wants the nickname "T-Bone"] 

  George Costanza : Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement. From now on, I will be known as...

  Kruger : Koko the Monkey.

• [everybody at Kruger is exchanging Christmas gifts] 

  Kruger : Hey, George. Merry Christmas. Here you go.

  [gives George his gift] 

  George Costanza : Thank you, sir. Here's your gift.

  Kruger : [takes envelope]  "A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund"?... Whatever.

  George Costanza : Exactly.