Seinfeld (1989–1998)
Barney Martin: Morty Seinfeld
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Quotes
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[Jerry got his dad a shirt that says "#1 Dad"]
Morty Seinfeld : Jerry, this is the most thoughtful gift you've ever given me.
Jerry : You know, I bought you a Cadillac... Twice.
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Morty Seinfeld : We just came for the funeral.
Helen Seinfeld : Poor Marvin Kessler. He went too early.
Jerry : He was 96 years old.
Morty Seinfeld : And that had nothing to do with it. The man was out of shape.