The Wizard (1989)

Beau Bridges: Sam

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Quotes 

• Sam : [after bumping his truck into Putnam's car]  Sorry about that!

  Putnam : WOODS! You maniac! I'm gonna sue! Ya hear me? I'm gonna SUE your ass when this is over!

  Sam : You make money off of little kids, you miserable jerk! YA OUGHTA BE SHOT!

• Putnam : All right! All right! This is no need to get crazy. It's very hot. This is a professional matter.

  Sam : Yeah!

• Sam : I don't believe this. I got the scroll weapon, and I almost beat Mecha-Turtle at the end of level three!

• [Sam is playing Zelda II The Adventures Of Link] 

  Nick : Pop I think we got it.

  Sam : Wait a second. I'm on the sixth palace of Hyrule. Yeah! I got past the river devil.

  Nick : Terrific.

  [Turns off the Nintendo] 

  Sam : What the hell are you doing? I had the magic key. I got the cross. I was closing in on the barbarian!

  Nick : You're losing it pop.

• Nick : That cannot possibly be one of the four major food groups

  Sam : It's a casserole genius.

• [Sam is driving] 

  Sam : Hey where the hell are we?

  [eats a donut] 

  Nick : What is that? Donuts?

  Sam : Yeah. So?

  Nick : That's disgusting.

  Sam : Ha ha. From the guy who steals my pickup, who stays up drinking. From the guy with a foul mouth, that's a compliment.

• Sam : [shouting out to Putnam, who is escaping after bumping into his truck]  CHICKEN SHIT!