UHF (1989)
David Proval: Head Thug
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Quotes
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Stanley Spadowski : [in the backroom of the UHF building, preparing for another fund drive. There is a knock at the back door] Who is it?
Head Thug : I got a pizza here for Mr. Stanley Spadowski.
Stanley Spadowski : Pizza? For me? Ohhhh-ho-ho, boy!
[opens the back door, gets yanked through violently]
Stanley Spadowski : [later, blindfolded in the backseat of a car with the three thugs] I like peppers. I looooove anchovies. 'Cause they're real fishy. Sometimes, I like to get a pizza with nothin' on it but anchovies, no peppers, no olives, no onions... 'cause they're good!
Killer Thug : [raises his revolver] So, uh... do we kill him?
Head Thug : No, no, the boss just wants us to keep him on ice for a while. Easy, easy!
Stanley Spadowski : Hey, wait a minute! You guys aren't from the pizza place!