Little Monsters (1989)
Fred Savage: Brian
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Quotes
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Maurice : You got your stupid remote control back. Now how about lighting a candle or something? These lights are painful.
Brian Stevenson : [studies remote] Hey, what about the batteries?
Maurice : I ate 'em for breakfast. I'd give 'em to ya right now but double A battries constipate me, ok? How bout a little later?
Brian Stevenson : That's gross.
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Brian Stevenson : We're in somebody elses house!
Maurice : No! Duh! Well, where did you park your squad car, Dick Tracy?
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Maurice : Hey, dude. Come here bud. You don't know it yet, but tonight is your lucky night.
Brian Stevenson : What do you mean?
Maurice : I mean...
Brian Stevenson : I know, you're going to grant me three wishes, right?
Maurice : Wishes? Wishes? Wishes are bush-league leprechaun, pal. I'm a monster, okay. Listen to this. I'm a monster and monsters don't do wishes.
Brian Stevenson : Then what do monsters do?
Maurice : Good question. I have the time of my life.
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Brian Stevenson : Dad! A MONS... ter.
Glen Stevenson : What are you doing Brian? What the hell is going on? Look at this mess.
[Lifts his foot]
Glen Stevenson : What the hell am I stepping in? Doritos? Jesus...!
Brian Stevenson : I'll clean it up.
Glen Stevenson : You're damn right you will! Now get back in that bed Mr!
Brian Stevenson : Wait, Dad there was a *monster* here. You've *gotta* believe me!
Glen Stevenson : Brian, it's a pile of clothes! You're wrestling a pile of clothes!
[Brian smiles softly]
Glen Stevenson : What's so funny?
[Brian looks at his dad and his smile instantly fades]
