Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989)

Thomas Wilson Brown: Little Russ Thompson

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Quotes 

• Nick Szalinski : Where'd you learn artificial respiration?

  Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : French class, kid.

• Amy Szalinski : Good night, Russ.

  Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : Good night, Amy.

  Nick Szalinski , Ron Thompson : [pause, then mockingly]  Good night, Amy!

• Amy Szalinski : Russ?

  Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : Yeah?

  Amy Szalinski : How come you never came over before?

  Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : I mean, you talked to me once or twice last year. I mean, I would've come by - I wanted to - but... I always thought you were too popular to notice me.

  Amy Szalinski : I was too popular to notice. I was stupid.

  [they pause then they kiss] 

• Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : So, you like to dance huh?

  Amy Szalinski : How do you know?

  Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : Well...

  Amy Szalinski : You could see me?

  Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : No, no. Yeah, I could, but I wasn't watching you, I...

• Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : I could eat a corndog the size of a truck.

  Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : Ron, if you had a corndog; it would be the size of a truck.

• Nick Szalinski : We could be anywhere now.

  Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : I think we're still in your yard.

  Nick Szalinski : How do you know?

  Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : Any other yard the grass would be shorter.

• Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : They're never gonna find us! We were right under their noses and they didn't even see us!

  Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : Don't panic, Ron. We'll - we'll find a way.

  Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : I'm not panicking.

  [shouts] 

  Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : Who's panicked? Nobody's panicked!

• Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : Hey, if we had some rope, we could make a log bridge! If we... If we had some logs.

• Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : He hit a baseball through your attic window...

  Amy Szalinski : He what?

  Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : It shouldn't have been closed in the first place. It's a nice day!

  Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : We'll get it fixed okay? We'll take it out of his allowance all right?

  Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : My allowance? Dream on!

  Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : Okay, we'll just have dad pay for it huh?

  Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : We'll take it out of my allowance... Now give me my ball back.

  Nick Szalinski : Until you pay, no man shall pass.

  Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : You've got nothing to say about it, *space boy*!

  Amy Szalinski : Cool it! Nick, take him upstairs and get him his ball. And clean up the mess.

  Nick Szalinski : [incredulous]  What?

  Amy Szalinski : [impatiently]  Do it, Nick! I don't have time to mess around.

• Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : Something tells me we're not going fishing this weekend.

  Ronald 'Ron' Thompson : That should make you happy.

  Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : Blow it out your shorts, Ron!

• Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : Um, dad... You know that weights aren't my thing.

  Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr. : Fishing isn't your thing. Weights aren't your thing. Just what is your thing?

  Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : I don't know. But I'll keep you posted okay?

  Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr. : Okay, in the meantime, you're trying these weights, and you're coming fishing with the family! IS THAT CLEAR? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

  Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : Yes sir.

• Ron Thompson : What's a river doing in your backyard?

  Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : It's not a river, dope. It could be a stream of dog pee, and it would look like a river to us.

• Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr. : [when the kids are trapped in a trash bag on the curb]  Hey, Szalinski, do they pick up your trash the same day they get ours?