Cousins (1989)

William Petersen: Tom

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• Tom : Look, I've kept my part of the bargain for Chloe's sake.

  Maria : Well, maybe Chloe deserves more than a bargain, Tom...

  [strokes his cheek, then turns to Larry] 

  Maria : Larry Kozinski, I would love to dance with you.

• Tom : As soon as she said they were thinking about buying a car, I knew, if I could get her behind the wheel - bingo. Sale, commission, full sticker price. Then the car breaks down. See, that's the thing in sales, you have to concentrate on the woman.

  Maria : Women always like you, Tom.

  Tom : You believe me, don't you?

  Maria : Why shouldn't I? You're my husband.

• Tom : Do you understand?

  Tish : I have an IQ in the triple-digits. What word do you think I didn't understand?

  Tom : Okay. I just want to make sure you understood. Are you wearing black underwear?

• Tom : Last night never happened. You understand? I've changed my whole life today. I've cleaned up my act. No more women. Last night never happened. Understand? And if you ever say that it did, if you use the f-word about us, if any the "fu..." sound comes out of your mouth, I will denounce you as a liar and a home-wrecker. Do you understand?

• Tom : Get in the car.

  Tish : I think you forgot to say - please.

  Tom : Just get in the car, will you.

  Tish : Oh, you're so manly.

• Tom : Did you let it breathe?

  Waiter : Sir, I personally gave it mouth-to-mouth.

  Tom : [takes a sip]  Excellent. Does anyone ever send it back?

  Waiter : Not the house wine, sir.

• Tish : Your opinion of Larry is a tribute to your insensitivity of other human beings. Larry would *never* have sex with someone like your wife.

  Tom : I'm not worried about sex. I'm worried about them having a relationship.

• Tom : Listen, the beauty of the Subaru is that it is so cost efficient, that I bet a woman like you could talk him into one for him and then one for yourself. Do this. Let me take you for a test drive.

• Tish : You are insane. If I had any idea how insane you were, I would never have let you start up with me.

  Tom : What? You seduced me!

• Tom : So, how do you like this wine, Vince?

  Vince : Let me put it to you this way, I'd rather have a case of the clap than a case of this wine.

• Tom : I've always been nice to you.

  Tish : Never!

  Tom : Then, how come you - had sex with me?

  Tish : Cause I thought you were intelligent and going somewhere in your life. Ha!

• Tom : I have a lot of deep thoughts. I just have a hard time talking to women.

  Tish : You're talking to me.

  Tom : You're different.

  Tish : How?

  Tom : I don't know. Different. Different than Maria.

  [kiss] 

  Tom : Maria's - too good for me.

• Tom : Maybe - we can make love latter.

  Maria : Good.

• Tom : Are you in love with him?

  Maria : If I am, I'll get over it.

  Tom : Yeah. We were in love once upon a time. We got over it.