Columbo (TV Series)

Murder, a Self Portrait (1989)

Shera Danese: Vanessa Barsini

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• Vanessa Barsini : You're like a swollen house guest who eats up all the food, and while the rest of us go hungry, you complain about heartburn.

• Vanessa Barsini : One, it's nice to live at the beach. Two, I can't cook cioppino worth a damn. And three, there are more important things in life than happiness.

• Vanessa Barsini : You know your trouble, Max? All you want is all there is.

• Julie : I'm a orphan, life's hard when you're an orphan.

  Vanessa Barsini : You think you got it bad? I'm a double orphan. I got adopted, and then my adopted parents they died too.

• Vanessa Barsini : Max, don't you get it?

  Vanessa Barsini : I want that barefoot tootsie out of my house.

  Max Barsini : So now it's your house?

  Vanessa Barsini : Every man lives in his wife's house.

• Lt. Columbo : You would never tell.

  Vanessa Barsini : Wild horses couldn't get it out of me.