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Quotes
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Police Psychiatrist : I wanna know why you claim to be Sigmund Freud.
Sigmund Freud : Why do you claim I'm not Sigmund Freud?
Police Psychiatrist : Why do you keep asking me these questions?
Sigmund Freud : Tell me about your mother.
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Girl at Mall : Oh, my God!
[laughs with her friend at Freud's introduction]
Sigmund Freud : You both seem to be suffering from a mild form of hysteria.
Girl at Mall : You are such a geek!
[walks off with her friend]
Billy the Kid : Way to go, egghead!
Socrates : GEEK!
[laughs]
Sigmund Freud : What is a geek?
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Sigmund Freud : Hello. I'm Dr. Freud, but you may call me Siggy.
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Sigmund Freud : [seeing the phone booth appear; in German] This must be a dream.
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Sigmund Freud : Therefore, Ted's father's own fear of failure has caused him to make his son the embodiment of all of his own deepest - anxieties about himself. And, hence, his aggression transference onto Ted.
Ted : Whoa!