Sister Kate (1989–1990)

Stephanie Beacham: Sister Kate Lambert

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• Sister Kate : April is the slowest, most conscientious driver in the world.

  April : Isn't that good?

  Sister Kate : Not when you're trying to get somewhere. When the speed limit's 25, she goes 24. When she drives by a hospital, she turns off the engine and coasts because the sign says Quiet. One time the light turned yellow and she actually stopped.

  Todd : You're right, that *is* sick.

  Sister Kate : The policeman that rear-ended us seemed to think so.

• [Neville, Violet, and Eugene are watching TV when Sister Kate enters the room] 

  Sister Kate : Neville, Violet, time for bed.

  Neville Williams : Hey, how come the black folks have to go to bed first around here?

  Sister Kate : It's not because you're black. It's because you're the most annoying. And you're also the youngest. Now go.

  [Neville and Violet leave. Kate turns back to the couch] 

  Sister Kate : You too, Eugene.

  Eugene Colodner : I'm not the youngest.

  Sister Kate : No, but you're every bit as annoying.