The Simpsons (1989– )
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier, Jacqueline Bouvier, Others, Eunice Bouvier, Jackie Bouvier, Actress as Marge, Adil's Mother, Angela Lansburry, Audience, Aunt Gladys, Bowler #2, Cartoon Squirrel, Elizabeth Raleigh, Floor Buffer, Frida Kahlo, Genevieve Bouvier, Gloria, Herb's Mother, Mabel Simpson, Majora, Margarine of aragon, Marge Albertson, Marge Bar, Marge Bufflekill, Marge robots, Marge's Grandmother, Mary, Nurse, Pagan Mother, Patty, Queen Elizabeth I, Receptionist, Selma, Spirit #3, Teacher, The Pookadook, Turkey, Whispering Teachers, Zombie DJ #1
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Quotes
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Marge : What do you do, follow my Husband around?
Hot Dog Vendor : Lady, he's putting my kids through College!
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Marge : Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone.
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Marge : [cage-fighting] I don't want to sound like a killjoy, but because this is not to my taste I don't think anyone else should be allowed to enjoy it.
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Marge : There's no shame in being a pariah.
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Marge : Nelson's a troubled little boy. He needs to be isolated. From everyone!
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Marge : We've got to get you away from these violent influences and into Church!
Reverend Lovejoy : And then the Belshazzemites did PIERCE the eyes of their foes and feasted upon what flowed thereforth.
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Marge : [protesting, sees Homer go in] Mr. Scalper, a ticket please!
Scalper : I am not a Scalper, I am a dude whose 200 friends did not show up.
[sells her a ticket]
Mrs Lovejoy : Now what do we do?
Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon : Let's talk about Marge behind her back!
Mrs Hibbert : Have you noticed her baby never says a thing?
Luanne : I'll bet it saw something awful!
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Boxcar Hobo : Don't worry! I'm not a Stabbin' Hobo, I'm a Singin' Hobo! I Stab all day/ and I Stab all night/ Stabbin' 'em all up/ with my Stabbin' Stabbin' Knife...
Marge : Could you sing something less unsettling?
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Marge : [Bart is on Focusin and behaving] Oh, Bart, you're turning into the kind of boy every Mother wants! A girl!
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Marge : If I don't fight him tomorrow, you kids will have a more violent future.
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[repeated line]
Marge : My special little guy.
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Mrs. Krabappel : Is this the line to rag on the new Principal Skinner?
Marge : If you have eight items or less.
Mrs. Krabappel : Ten, nine, eight! He's a weenie!
Marge : The first Principal Skinner was a weenie too!
Mrs. Krabappel : But he was OUR weenie!
Agnes Skinner : Now there was a weenie you could be proud to call your son.
Marge : Did you ever tell him that?
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Marge : Homer, I couldn't help but overhear you warping Bart's mind...
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Marge : [Blanche DuBois] I thought my life would be a Mardi Gras, a Neverending Party, Ha! I'm a faded Southern Dame without a Dime.
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[repeated line]
Marge : Hrrrrrmmm!
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The Rich Texan : [Giving away Santa's Little Helper's new friend] I want you to have my dawg. Once they fall in love they're no good.
Marge : But won't you miss her love and companionship?
The Rich Texan : Ah-ha-ha-ha! Lady, you're aaaaalright!
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Selma Bouvier : [Selma's going on a date with Barney Gumble] It's time to ashcan my girlhood hopes and dreams, and grab hold of the first train out of the station.
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Homer : [Pinchy is nipped by a crab] Hey! You don't have to take that from a punk-ass crab! What's wrong with you?
Captain McCallister : Arrr, it's not his fault he's a sissy. Someone's been coddling him.
Marge : Don't look at me! I wanted to eat him!
Captain McCallister : Sorry, it's usually the Mother. I run an academy for lobsters, we stress tough love and discipline, if you want to try it.
Marge : No! We're not sending the lobster to a snooty boarding school!
Captain McCallister : Arr, then answer me this: do you have any loose change?
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Marge : [Blind date] Please, don't be a freak.
Captain McCallister : [singing in the dark] Met her on the Mountain! There I took her life! Met her on the Mountain! Stabbed her with my Knife!
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Marge : Okay, you're overstimulated. Let's get some beer in you, and then off to bed!
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Selma Bouvier : No resenting us, ever!
Homer : That's some great flutenastics!
Selma Bouvier : Shut up! You can't praise her! She'll think she's smart and slack off! All our loving would be wasted!
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Marge : Stick it out, my Mother said, even if you picked a Loser! To the bitter end.
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Marge : How can an Iron be a Landlord?
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Marge : Who'd have thought troubled people could be so artistic?
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Cashier : Now there's a conflicted look!
Marge : Are you a Cashier or a Psychiatrist?
Cashier : I was a Psychiatrist, but I lost my License for Prescribing too few Meds...