KYTV (1989–1993)

Angus Deayton: Mike Channel, Various, Sir Anthony Trollop MP, General Sir Charles Milestone, Klaus, Lewis Garrick, Mr. Burns, Head of Engineering, Sir Kenneth Yellowhammer

Quotes 

• Game Show Host : So let's start, and could you all spell out the names of your native countries. Maria, you first.

  Maria : I-T-A-L-I-A.

  Game Show Host : Very close there, but it actually ends in a Y. Next, Pierre.

  Pierre : [like in the French alphabet]  eff-er-ay-en-ce-uh.

  Game Show Host : Yes, but there's no such letter as uh, now Klaus.

  Klaus : D-E-U-T-S-C-H-L-A-N-D.

  Game Show Host : [sniggers]  Not even one correct letter there!